foone:

foone:

The most annoying thing with ADHD impulsiveness is when you finally have motivation to do something and then it turns out you can’t.

Like, I just went “I’M GONNA MAKE SOME FUCKING MUFFINS” and I was preheating the oven and then WHOOPS I’m out of vegetable oil.

I can run to the store or have it delivered, but both of those are likely to take so long that by the time I get my veggie oil, I’ll have lost the motivation to bake.

Look one of the most overlooked symptoms of ADHD is time blindness, and with it there’s only three times:

1. The past (poorly remembered)
2. Right the fuck now (the only time that is real. Finally, for the first time, you are awake)
3. The future (may never come. Do not trust. Next week might as well be “in a billion years after the sun goes cold”)

thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

dankmemeuniversity:

songsofwaterandnight:

huffylemon:

damn ok lake superior

Ok yeah that lake is superior

mochitail:

wonder-where-pete-wentz:

5002panda:

cosmic-aria:

technogodhead:

technogodhead:

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

s͡҉͚͓͚͇̱̫͙́c̴̱̥̪̘̮̀r̸̵̨̺̝̹͈̗̠̬̟͉̹̬͇͖͙͕͎̜͉á̦͎͉̫̗͔̝̲͔͢͢͞p̶̢̭͍͈͍̻͇̬͓̮̙͉̪̻̰͉̪̻̗͡p̸̴̸̢̰̪̥͍̩̦̱̱̦͓͙͇͎̤͕̳y̧̠̟̟̟̤̗̲͚̙̪̮̺̱̯͔̱̗͘͠ ̷̥͉̰͔̩̤̯͕̲̩̦̝̦̬̙̲̜̣̥́͝d͏̧͝͏̰͓̜ͅo͕̣͎͚̫̟͎̕ò̴̥̦͙̟̹̦̣͙͇̞͖̘̺͙͜

Its because of this gap between shaggy and daphne. Everyone else is touching in some way and it looks like daphne should be leaning on someone too, but they’ve been edited out and daphne has been moved along.

It’s Johnny Bravo

hoespill:

so i’ve been reading through the player q&a’s on the nhlpa website and wanted to share some of my favorites answers:

roman josi:

ALT

sir HOW is this possible??

andrei vasilevskiy:

ALT

i really just want to know the origin for this one

cale makar:

ALT

like bud i should hope so??? kinda a necessary thing to do

william nylander:

ALT

ALT

there’s truly so much to unpack here… he can TRY to dance???? also margot robbie??? sir…

andre burakovsky:

ALT

i really don’t even know what to say about this one…

connor mcdavid:

ALT

such a deep and well thought out answer from our lord and savior

sidney crosby:

ALT

bros 👀👀👀👀

tyler seguin:

ALT

ALT

international treasure who can’t spell and just loves being naked with his buddies

thebibliosphere:

falsedetective:

i am actually howling. what the Fuck

The unidentified lawyer, from a law firm that worked for Trump in the 1990s, visited the former president at Trump Tower after he refused to pay, according to The Guardian.

“Trump made some apologetic noises. Then he said: ‘I’m not going to pay your bill. I’m going to give you something more valuable,’” Enrich wrote, per The Guardian. The former president then “rummaged around in a filing cabinet” and pulled out a deed to a horse supposedly worth $5 million. 

“Once he regained the capacity for speech,” the lawyer reportedly said, “This isn’t the 1800s. You can’t pay me with a horse.”
-The Hill.com

I had to look this up because I refused to believe it wasn’t satire and, no. This is actually a thing he did in the 90s. Good grief.

unawakening-float07:

didntidoit4you-deactivated20230:

Ben Shapiro

jewfrogs:

jewfrogs:

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

no…..this cant be……by jove! ive been repercussed